Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Lies Lies Lies, Everywhere the Lies

In Sister Hugo's line of work, the ability to detect the common, everyday BS story cannot be overrated. A well-tuned BS Meter employed alongside a nice, hardwood paddle are Sister's most cherished tools of the trade.

When Sister lies to you, she's probably only committing a
venial sin, considering that nobody will actually die as a result of Sister's indiscretion.
When the preznit of the US lies us into a 'war' and tens upon tens of thousands of people die, that would be a
mortal sin...or two.

Now You can become a human lie detector! Discover the secret of Religious Professionals and other Inquisitors, worldwide!



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