John McCain: Flip Flop Review

Ok kids, let's review the flip flops of candidate John McCain

• McCain was against the repeal of Roe v. Wade before he was for it.

• McCain was against torture before he was for it. Really for it.

• McCain was against crazy right-wing preachers like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson before he was for them.

• McCain was against Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthy before he was for them.

• McCain was against shady Bush “Pioneer” Texas billionaire swift-boat financiers before he was for them.

• McCain was for the McCain-Feingold campaign finance law before he was against it and began breaking it.

• McCain was against Grover Norquist, whom he called “corrupt, a shill for dictators“ before he was for him.

• McCain was against BJU because of its “hateful,” “racist and cruel” policies before he was for it.

• McCain was against ethanol before he was for ethanol and then he was against it again.

• McCain was against a Martin Luther King holiday before he was for it

And the Straight Talk Express rolls along, while McCains handlers repeatedly deny that an flip flopping has been going on with The Maverick.

US Government UFO Warning

And...

Barack Obama Accused of 'Dealing the Race Card'
But first, this.

Last week, candidate Barack Obama made a statement alluding to the fact that in the months to come, the Right Wing Noise Machine would be pulling out every trick available to help their losing cause. Including using racial innuendo, code phrases, and outright bigotry in their campaign swill.

OMG. Every single Neocon pundit with a microphone or compute keyboard was orgasmic, gleefully accusing Obama of 'Dealing the Race Card...'

Indeed.

John McCain Laff of the Day

Excuse Sister? 'We' did what, Gramps? You God-awful lying sack. Your opposition to this bill was in the Enquirer for weeks. You were mocked by legions of sane persons because of your hypocricy... you 'support the troops' like a champion POW. And now? Un freaking believable.

Thank Gawd for YouTube so that gems like this will live on for eternity in a digital vault somewhere at Google Inc. - still more evidence that the lying, criminal neocons have sold it all down the river completely. The selling out actually took place a while ago...we're kind of like at the tail end of the garage sale at this point.

BTW...MaCain didn't even bother to show up to Vote on this veterans bill that he so aggressively opposed - which passed the Senate 92-6, no thanks to the candidate. Such hubris. Such balls - or as the Brits like to say, such stones. The Surrealistic Weeks are just getting going.

The Conservative Remainder Bin

The Website is Down...

You must wonder sometimes what in the bloody hell those clowns downstairs in IT actually do for a living. Indeed, Sister makes sport of terrorizing the IT department at St. Bob's each day. Click to see why.

The Rev. James Dobson Crawls Out From Dark Place. Part 1

Pardon Sister's crude French, but WTF. Somebody help me. I hate religious/political operative hypocrites so fucking much, and my BS meter is redlining.

The Mighty Reverend James Dobson, DJ for a radio gig called 'Focus on the Family,' has attacked Democratic nominee Barack Obama's interpretation of Holy Scripture. Obama has responded. Jeebus, why does Obama even acknowledge this loser? Here's Sister Hugo's lowdown.

Apparently Obama's team recently made an overture to the Dobson group. They requested a little audience with Dobson and his Colorado Springs Mafia. (You know, like Elvis and his Memphis Mafia) Obama's guys were trying to open up a little communication, being as Obama is running for Preznit and whatnot. Hardly naive, you'd think. 'Let's reach out to a few nutbags and play nice, OK?' FAIL.

See, Barack Obama forgot that back in 2006 he made a speech to a religious group. (Smear jockeys with microphones say it was a Liberal religious group. Dobson is owner/operator of a Conservative Religious Group) During his 2006 speech, Obama made reference to Dr. James Dobson, CEO of Family Research Council. He mocked the good Reverend, sure. Why not?

During his 2006 speach, made to the group 'Call To Renewal', Obama was discussing the Right Wing wet dream of forcing fundamentalist religious propaganda into the public schools. He asked a simple question of his listeners. Who's Christianity will we impose on our public school students if the neocon nutjobs get their way? Will it be the Christianity of Rev.James Dobson? Or the Christianity of the Rev. Al Sharpon?'

Well. Dobson is not accustomed to being mocked by senators and the like. He's been wringing his hands and rending his garments, as it were, for 2 years now. Superb strategist that he is, Dobson has calculated that NOW is the time to get down with the Right Wing Noise Machine for the 2008 Greatest Hits Obama Smear.

Referencing Obama's 2006 speach, Dobson wailed from the pulpit today that "I think he's deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology..." He aslo stated that Obama's interpretation of the Constitution is 'Fruitcake". Is he outing Barack Obama as a homo?

Mother of babbling Christ. Sister will vomit soon without a medicinal preparation of some kind. Get a load of Pat Buchanan. This bigot, who's been a political operative all his life, has much wisdom to dispense to you and me.

Stay tuned.

Perplexing Quote for Today

Dear Leader, to Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo at the White House:

PRESIDENT BUSH: Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House. (Laughter.)

PRESIDENT ARROYO: Yes.

PRESIDENT BUSH: And the chef is a great person and a really good cook, by the way, Madam President.

PRESIDENT ARROYO: Thank you.

Jeebus. Sister is now compelled to include this encore presentation of The Best of Dear Leader.

Bill O'Rielly - abbreviated

That Karl Rove is such a sweet boy...

These Are Cool...What's the Fuss?

RoboCop on Rails: It's Not About Illegals,
It's About Keeping You on the Reservation

Linceus GmbH’s miniature monorail cars are proposed to secure the border. In fact, if implemented, they will be used to keep us on the globalist reservation.

Noah Shachtman, writing for Wired, tells us the latest police state technological marvel may be used to secure the border. More than likely, it will be used to surveil you and me.

Linceus GmbH is looking to turn miniature monorail cars into camera-equipped sentries, zipping around at nearly 50 miles per hour. And unlike human guards, Defense News' Barbara Opall-Rome reports, these rail-riding robo-watchers are "impervious to bad weather; operate around the clock; and come equipped with dazzling spotlights, high-decibel acoustics and other nonlethal means of warn­ing the unwitting." A demonstration at Tel Aviv's Ben-Gurion Airport is planned for next week.

Well. Sister Hugo has always loved her high tech gadgets. She also has little patience for conspiracy nuts, assassination buffs and Big Brother hysterics. At 102 years young, Sister declares with authority that It Can't Happen Here.

Robot cameras zipping around at 50 mph on monorail tracks, spying and junk...well, Sister wants one of those for the Compound here at St. Bob's.

George Carlin. 1937-2008. R.I.P.

Sister's Smackdown-of-the-Week Files

Rewriting History

Creepy Fundamentalists

Pompous Jehovahs

Saturday Evening Indoctrination Film PLUS Bonus!

Plus a Replay From Yesterday...Sister's Favorite Blue Oyster Cult



Haw Haw. Sister cannot get enough gratutitous violence.

Higher Math Sample For Today

Sister Hugo: "..very disturbed by this possesion."

12-Year-Old Child Inhabited by the Devil

It Was 36 Years Ago Today

...that a 'third rate burglary' took place at the Watergate Hotel.
-June 17, 1972

'I am not a crook...'

Family Research Council Sez:

It's the End of the World as We Know It!

Gays and lesbians, formerly second class citizens in the state of California, have been granted the privilege to obtain marriage licenses in the 'Golden State'. In related news, the drama queens at the Family Research Council are in full meltdown.

Tony Perkins, sniveling Jackball For Christ and president of FRC, is ecstatic. This is Tony's line of work - his Specialty - and he doesn't waste a moment. Bleating from his pulpit at command central, Tony gets to the business of clearing up this bs here and now.

The crisis in California "threatens to undo thousands of years of natural marriage...triggering five months of social chaos that could wreak havoc on every state in America."

Only five months of anarchy? Oh yeah, Tony didn't exactly elaborate on the five-months part. That's OK. Here's a hint: California voters will have a final chance to firebomb this little smoochy party on the November ballot.

Got it? It's the gay-bashing-in-crowd's wet dream that California voters are a sane lot. They will put a stop to this barbarism, and there you have it. Well...there's more. Professional Christian, Chris Gacek, also camped at the FRC, has an original thought: "What about the children?" Indeed. In his analysis, Chris bemoans the fact that "...public schools will teach the fully equal status of homosexual and heterosexual conduct based, in substantial part, on state marriage law."

Uh-oh. That means that schools will have to teach that the law treats everybody equally. How embarrassing.

The FRC is not taking chances over the clear-thinking Californians. They are fighting back. Check out this Father's Day advertisement - it's a winner. The FRC is also offering a Free Marriage Protection Kit. Radical. I'm headed over there right now to get mine. Hope there's some rubbers in there. I think I'm fresh out.

Down to the Convent

The Convent of the Sisters of St. Bob

John McCain - Victim of Credit Card Debt

Responding to the news that John McCain and his wife owe AmEx $500,000 (presumably spent on the campaign trail), Jon Taplin reports:

I know what American Express charges for interest on a Platinum Card. A fiscally responsible household should probably sell some of the million of Anheuser-Busch stock they own and stop paying that 17% ARP on $500,000 worth of Amex charges. There are some other stark contrasts between the McCains and the Obamas. The McCains have a net worth around $40 million, almost all of it from Cindy’s holdings. The Obamas' net worth is closer to $4 million, most of it earned from Barack’s two recent books. Instead of going into debt they have managed to put $250,000 in a college savings account for their two daughters.

Mother of Babbling Christ!! Has Anyone Called FOX News?

The Terrorists are now Everywhere - doing the 'Terrorist Bump'.
Senior Geo. Bush does the 'Bump' after a vigorous tennis match.

I'm Voting Republican in '08...And You?

Little Feat. June 1976, Netherlands

Jeebus, These Dudes Rocked

The FAIL Files

I told you kids to turn that TV off if you aren't watching it!











Say Elmer, would you help...my neck is stuck, the kids are starving, I just got fired from the dairy...and I have to pee.








Sure, Bossie, absolutely. It's OK. This is how we help over at Farmer Bill's place...

Crazy Costco employees

Preflight Inspection Fail

Copycat Fail

Kitty Bob plans attack strategy on entire badger family.

I said turn right, genius

Grafitti dog

Save some for Dad, boys

CIA Plant

Butch is ready to plead out.

Not bad, only got one wrong.

Murphy's Law on so many levels. Weather uncooperative. Too broke for even a $500 POS ride- or too much of a loser to keep current POS running. Misplaced carrying case for shiny tool. Poor fashion choices for hitching...

The Good Old Days

Beanie and Cecil - 1962

The Science of Sarcasm (not that you care)

There was nothing very interesting in Katherine Rankin's study of sarcasm — at least, nothing worth your important time. All she did was use an M.R.I. to find the place in the brain where the ability to detect sarcasm resides. But then, you probably already knew it was in the right parahippocampal gyrus.

What you may not have realized is that perceiving sarcasm, the smirking put-down that buries its barb by stating the opposite, requires a nifty mental trick that lies at the heart of social relations: figuring out what others are thinking. Those who lose the ability, whether through a head injury or the frontotemporal dementias afflicting the patients in Rankin's study, just do not get it when someone says during a hurricane, "Nice weather we're having...."

So is it possible that Jon Stewart, who wields sarcasm like a machete on "The Daily Show," has an unusually large right parahippocampal gyrus?

"His is probably just normal," Rankin said. "The right parahippocampal gyrus is involved in detecting sarcasm, not being sarcastic."

But, she quickly added, "I bet Jon Stewart has a huge right frontal lobe; that's where the sense of humor is detected on M.R.I."

A spokesman for Stewart said he would have no comment — not that a big-shot television star like Jon Stewart would care about the size of his neuroanatomy."

Uh-Oh...

Bill Moyers Administers Spanking to Pathetic O'Rielly Stooge

JIMI - Crosstown

Checking In With One of the Bills

Indeed. Bill forgets sometimes, too.

Psychopath liars do that. Psychopaths also don't notice how absolutely dopey their lies sound to the non-psychopaths they spew to.

What is the problem here? It's all about "What Obama Left Out", spewed forth in the NY Times June 2 column of young Bill Kristol. (Read the entire piece of dung if you can bear it.)

"More striking is Obama’s sin of omission. In the rest of the speech, he goes on to detail — at some length — the “so many ways to serve” that are available “at this defining moment in our history.” There’s the Peace Corps, there’s renewable energy, there’s education, there’s poverty — there are all kinds of causes you can take up “should you take the path of service.

But there’s one obvious path of service Obama doesn’t recommend — or even mention: military service. He does mention war twice: “At a time of war, we need you to work for peace.” And, we face “big challenges like war and recession.” But there’s nothing about serving your country in uniform.

It can’t be that the possibility of military service as an admirable form of public service didn’t occur to Obama. Only the day before, Obama had been squabbling with John McCain about veterans’ benefits. He said then, “Obviously I revere our soldiers and want to make sure they are being treated with honor and respect.”

Muttering Christ...

It is clear that Obama is a commie traitor. Peace Corps? Feh. Billy spells it out with clarity and vigah. Bill neglects forgets, however, to mention one teenie-weenie little fact, or three:

• Back in the heady days when Bill was a lad, there was a good old-fashioned, well-publicized American Occupation in full service amid the rice paddies. 8000 miles yonder. The draft registration process for the LBJ military machine was not exactly conducted volunteer style.
• A young, self-proclaimed 'leftist' idealist such as Bill Kristol needed a very good excuse to avoid being drafted into the Army. For example, Rush got his medical deferment because he had boils on his butt. And the sly Dick Cheney worked like rented mule for months to make some babies with Lynne - successfully - for the 'Daddy' deferment he required.
  
• William Kristol, son of Irving, born in December 1952, was required to register for the draft in December of 1970. Let's see..
• Godfrey Daniel!...Mother Mary & Joseph! Veet-Nam is in full swing, baby. Kids in uniform, same age as Billy, were being slaughtered by the busload. Commies did it!
  
• Problem for Bill: How do I not get shipped to a war zone - where I'll get my ass shot off by Commies, like legions of other chumps.
• Solution for Bill: Bypass All of the Honorable Paths: Join up and go kill some commies, or do whatever possible to voice opposition to the war, or maybe join the Peace Corps.
• Nope.
  

Bill Kristol managed to miss the boat on what could have been a fine adventure, as well as a character building opportunity. Exactly why "military service as an admirable form of public service" did not occur to Kristol around his 18th birthday is still a mystery.

No matter. Bill's all growed up and smart now. He embraces the perfect wisdom of being 18 years old, a young patriot (skip drinking beer and getting laid) and heading to a godforsaken desert to get blowed up for no reason whatsoever.

Oh yeah, be reminded that on two occasions in 2003, Kristol told C-Span callers that he had been "too young for Vietnam" or "too young to be drafted for Vietnam."

Fuck me then! Your host, a mere 4 months younger than young Bill, recalls vividly having been served with draft registration papers at age 18. Your host also recalls having had no qualms about being opposed to the LBJ/Nixon/Kissinger criminal occupation, then or now.

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