It's the End of the World as We Know It!
Gays and lesbians, formerly second class citizens in the state of California, have been granted the privilege to obtain marriage licenses in the 'Golden State'. In related news, the drama queens at the Family Research Council are in full meltdown.
Tony Perkins, sniveling Jackball For Christ and president of FRC, is ecstatic. This is Tony's line of work - his Specialty - and he doesn't waste a moment. Bleating from his pulpit at command central, Tony gets to the business of clearing up this bs here and now.
The crisis in California "threatens to undo thousands of years of natural marriage...triggering five months of social chaos that could wreak havoc on every state in America."
Only five months of anarchy? Oh yeah, Tony didn't exactly elaborate on the five-months part. That's OK. Here's a hint: California voters will have a final chance to firebomb this little smoochy party on the November ballot.
Got it? It's the gay-bashing-in-crowd's wet dream that California voters are a sane lot. They will put a stop to this barbarism, and there you have it. Well...there's more. Professional Christian, Chris Gacek, also camped at the FRC, has an original thought: "What about the children?" Indeed. In his analysis, Chris bemoans the fact that "...public schools will teach the fully equal status of homosexual and heterosexual conduct based, in substantial part, on state marriage law."
Uh-oh. That means that schools will have to teach that the law treats everybody equally. How embarrassing.
The FRC is not taking chances over the clear-thinking Californians. They are fighting back. Check out this Father's Day advertisement - it's a winner. The FRC is also offering a Free Marriage Protection Kit. Radical. I'm headed over there right now to get mine. Hope there's some rubbers in there. I think I'm fresh out.
Tony Perkins, sniveling Jackball For Christ and president of FRC, is ecstatic. This is Tony's line of work - his Specialty - and he doesn't waste a moment. Bleating from his pulpit at command central, Tony gets to the business of clearing up this bs here and now.
The crisis in California "threatens to undo thousands of years of natural marriage...triggering five months of social chaos that could wreak havoc on every state in America."
Only five months of anarchy? Oh yeah, Tony didn't exactly elaborate on the five-months part. That's OK. Here's a hint: California voters will have a final chance to firebomb this little smoochy party on the November ballot.
Got it? It's the gay-bashing-in-crowd's wet dream that California voters are a sane lot. They will put a stop to this barbarism, and there you have it. Well...there's more. Professional Christian, Chris Gacek, also camped at the FRC, has an original thought: "What about the children?" Indeed. In his analysis, Chris bemoans the fact that "...public schools will teach the fully equal status of homosexual and heterosexual conduct based, in substantial part, on state marriage law."
Uh-oh. That means that schools will have to teach that the law treats everybody equally. How embarrassing.
The FRC is not taking chances over the clear-thinking Californians. They are fighting back. Check out this Father's Day advertisement - it's a winner. The FRC is also offering a Free Marriage Protection Kit. Radical. I'm headed over there right now to get mine. Hope there's some rubbers in there. I think I'm fresh out.
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